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Can't believe I couldn't find this in a search here. Blatently pilfered from Online Cigar Store's Cigar Humor Page :

Reasons why cigars are better than sex:

• You can GET cigars.

• You can safely have cigars while you are driving.

• You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.

• You can have cigars even in front of your mother.

• Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.

• The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.

• You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

• You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped.

• You don't get hairs in your mouth with cigars.

• With cigars there's no need to fake it.

• Cigars don't make you pregnant.

• You can have cigars at any time of the month.

• Good cigars are easy to find.

• You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.

• When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake

• With cigars size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!

S.
 

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Scott M said:
Can't believe I couldn't find this in a search here. Blatently pilfered from Online Cigar Store's Cigar Humor Page :

Reasons why cigars are better than sex:

• You can GET cigars.

• You can safely have cigars while you are driving.

• You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.

• You can have cigars even in front of your mother.

• Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.

• The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.

• You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

• You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped.

You don't get hairs in your mouth with cigars. :r

• With cigars there's no need to fake it.

• Cigars don't make you pregnant.

• You can have cigars at any time of the month.

• Good cigars are easy to find.

• You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.

• When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake

• With cigars size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!

S.
Love it !!!
 
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