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BODY MEETING

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,trying to decide who
was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain,
"because I run all the body's
systems, so without me nothing would happen". "I should be in
charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so
without
me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach,"
because I process food and
give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in
charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to > see where it
goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible
for
waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and
insulted him, so in
a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a
terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the
eyes
got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum
should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?

AN ASSHOLE IS USUALLY IN CHARGE
 
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