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I got mail today... It was a package... OK, so it was cigars!!! But how the hell could the package make it through the mailslot/mailbox. I mean there isnt much space there. I got confused and then I paniced. I tried to squeeze/push through the mailslot/mailbox that didnt open to much. I couldnt even get in the first inch or so through the mailslot. The mailman must have pushed it in with alot of violence, I thought. And a bit said and worried I started to open the package, expecting the cigars to be powder/flakes or something like that. But strangely they seemed to be allright.

I still cant understand how the mailman could get it in. He used magic or did he break in? It is a mystery. It is still an enigma to me...
 

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You know man! It's the magic dust.......a little bit of dust for the package, a little bit of dust for the mailman.....a little bit more for the mailman.

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Hey El Rey del Mundo, Didnt you know they teach that little trick at the secret mailman school?
 

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Dude, maybe you really don't have the smokes. Maybe the mailman has the power to give the perception that you have some smokes and you really don't. Maybe if you try to light one you'll wake up from a dream and realize that you never received the smokes and that you never posted anything on this board or that you really hate cigars and had a bad dream.

Does your mail man look like the ZigZag man?
 

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I mean Man it's like Far Out Man!

It's like the ship in the bottle Man

He probably put the box in first and than the cigars Yeah that's the ticket!
 

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kansashat said:
You know man! It's the magic dust.......a little bit of dust for the package, a little bit of dust for the mailman.....a little bit more for the mailman.

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Is that the dust ya have to roll up a dollar bill for??
 
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