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This is from a contest held at an ASU Fraternity. The requirements were to
use
the two words Lewinsky (the intern) and Kaczynski (the unabomber) in a
limerick.

The three winners.........

THIRD place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.


SECOND place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

And the WINNING entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.
 
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