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A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's
sending a friend over to look
at a horse.
His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?" That's easy,
he's a midget with a speech
impediment." So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks
him if he's looking for a male
or female horse.
"A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her
eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives
the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the
little fella up again, and shows
him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is gettin' pretty
ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and
shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally mad as fire
at this point, the rancher grabs
him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far
as he can up the horse's twat,
pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

"Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a Widdlebit"?
 
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