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The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists, a Yale graduate and a ******* from Arkansas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word a come up with a poem that contained the word.

The word they were given was "Timbuktu."

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said...

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan,
Men on camels, two by two,
Destination-Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the ******* top that, they thought. The ******* calmly made his way to the microphone and recited...

Me and Tim a huntin' went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

The ******* won, hands down!
 

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When I was in highschool (not too long ago), we would always have pre football dinners where we would eat and review plays, and the coach would always talk a little to pump us up. One time he told a version of that joke. I still laugh when I hear it.
 
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