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A women desperately looking for work goes into Erwin. The
personal manager goes over her resume and explains to her that
he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers that
she really needs work and will take almost anything. The
personal manager hums and haws and finally says he does have a
low skill job on the "Tickle Me Elmo" line and nothing else. The
woman happily excepts. He takes her down to the line and
explains her duties and that she should be in for 8:00 AM the
next day.

The next day at 8:45 there's a knock at the personal manager's
door. The "Tickle Me Elmo" line manager comes in and starts
ranting about the woman he just hired. After screaming for 15
minutes about how badly backed up the assembly line is the
personal manager suggested he show him the problem.

Together they head down to the line and sure enough Elmos are
backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the
line is the woman just hired, she has pulled over a roll of the
material used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They
both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 2
marbles and starts sewing them between Elmo's legs.

The personal managers starts to kill himself laughing and
finally after 20 minutes of rolling around he pulls himself
together and walks over to the new employee and says, "I'm
sorry. I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted you
to do was give Elmo two test tickles."

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