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A farmer has 3 sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads
with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car.
His father says, "Son, come with me." He takes him to the barn and
points to the farm tractor and says, "That tractor is needed here on the farm
and I promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car."

The boy was not too happy, but understood the situation and said okay.

A week later, his second son (10 yrs old) approaches him wanting a new
2-wheel bicycle. Well, he gets the same excuse..... "as soon as the
tractor is paid for"

A few days later, so no. 3, his youngest, comes bugging him for a
tricycle. Again, 'ol dad gives him the the lecture about the tractor
being paid for first.

While leaving the barn the young boy, who was more than disgusted with
the whole thing, sees a rooster mating with one of the hens. He promptly
goes over and kicks the rooster smooth off the hens back.

His dad asked him why in the world he would do something like like when
the rooster didn't do anything to deserve it.

The youngest boy looked his dad square in the eye and said "Hey, nobody
rides anything around here until that damn tractor is paid for."
 
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