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Did ya'll know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? Stands to reason......if it had been invented anywhere else they'd of called it a teethbrush. :D

Now Leafhog......I was just foolin' around. OUCH! HEEEELP!
 

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Speaking of teeth....

Do you know what the best pickup line in Nebraska (and maybe Arkansas :D) is?

You look her straight in the eye and say, "Nice tooth!"
 

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What does the AU grad say to the KU grad?

Would you like fries with that sir?
 

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How do you get an AU grad off your porch?

Pay for the pizza.
 

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What's a virgin in Arkansas?

A six year old that can outrun her brothers.
 

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kansashat said:
What does the AU grad say to the KU grad?

Would you like fries with that sir?

How do you get an AU grad off your porch?

Pay for the pizza.
I can't argue with either of those, UofA ain't exactly Harvard. :al :al

I won't even touch the last one though........that's just wrong

Here's to your having a beetle infestation k-hat!! :p
 

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Commonly heard phrase in Arkansas........"I swear to God officer, I was just tryin' to help that pig over the fence!"
 

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Where the name Arkansas Razorback came from........"Raise yer back Jim!"

OMG, I'm just evil! :D
 

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Dumb Kansas Laws:

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

Kansas state motto: First Of The Rectangle States
 

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Why does Kansas have so many tornados?

Cause Kansas sucks wind!

Anything to help out a brother. :r
 

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If you're driving to Arkansas, be sure & remove all books from the car before crossing the state line. You could get arrested for smuggling.
 

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I'm tapped out. I don't remember any more Arkansas jokes. I want to thank Leafhog for being such a good sport. I also need to thank Coleman & Moxley....two guys from Arkansas who told me most of those jokes in the 1st place. :)
 

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These jokes have a completely new slant, now that Leafhog has a new avatar and Ksshat has gotten rid of his! THX for doing a search Xmodius. For those ofyou confused why you don't let KSshat help you over a fence---here's yer answer.
 
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