[dayplanner]

There aare three steps of marriage when it comes to sex,

Step one is from Marriage to 5 years, you have sex 5 times a week.

Step two is from 5 years to 20 years of Marriage, you have sex about 2 or three times a week.

Step three is called hallway sex, it happens after about 20 years, every time you pass each other in the hall way you say f_ck you.

 

[Ryan]

:r

 

[jimmy]

some old people call that third and last step having oral sex.

 

[rkt]

I thought the 3 steps were
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
and suffering!