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MoTheMentor
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OK! Another good one from a recent post on another site.

Be warned. It's a bit raunchy. :D :r

The Seven Dwarfs went to the Vatican, and got ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey led the pack. "Dopey, my son," said the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asked, "Excuse me, Your Eminence, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkled his brow at the odd question, thought for a moment and answered, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background the dwarfs started giggling. Dopey turned around and gave them a fiery stare, silencing them. Dopey turned back to the Pope. "Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled again, answered, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe." This time, all the dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turned around and silenced them all with an angry stare.
Dopey turned back to the Pope and said, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?" The Pope answered, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." The other dwarfs collapsed into a heap, rolling and laughing, tears running down their cheeks as they began chanting: "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"
 

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slowhand said:
I don't know Mo, that's pretty weak.
I thought it was pretty good...like catching yor buddie coming out of the fat...er uh I mean weight challenged.... chicks house
 

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I remember seeing Fellini´s "Amarcord". In the scene where the uncle refuses to come down from the tree. They try everything. Finally they have to get the nun, a very small dwarf-nun very tough, and when she tells the uncle in a very harshly manner to come down from the tree, the uncle is comming immideatly....
 
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