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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell
phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we
wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just
offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
 

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Actually it does sound like IHTs wife. But I thought she wanted a Lexus????? :pu
 

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Ahem.... not ALL.... I believed nike when they said "just do it"
 

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yee-ouch

$$$$$$$
 

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Hitting close to home. My dream is to earn a million dollars. Unfortunately, Cute & Pretty's mission is to spend two million dollars!
 
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