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· Registered
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabi, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says,

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me
Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow."

"What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, and then says, "Kemo Sabi, it tell Tonto that you are dumb as sheeit, someone steel our tent."

· Silverback
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while searching for "Lone Ranger" jokes (to make sure i didn't post a copy), i found this one.

great joke &
RIP Edisonbird.
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