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THE GIL FAMILY CORPORATION Relocates and Expands

Dominic Jesse Gil (aka Mini_Mas_Duro) is promoted as he expands his role in the corporation. By J.G Scoop, Times Staff Writer

ALHAMBRA, Calif. — The Gil Family Corporation, amidst the economical decline, has remained one of the few organizations experiencing growing pains. Jess Gil, President & CEO along with Olivia Gil CFO & COO are responsible for these innovative changes. Dominic Jesse Gil, Director of Demolition and Procurement of Spiderman & Animal memorabilia has been with the corporation for 2 years and 8 months weeks and 3 days. Mr. D.J. Gil has demonstrated excellent physical, verbal & written communication skills far beyond those of any normal 32 month old boy. Dominic has recently acquired a super-power, bestowing him the uncanny ability to mimic and copy every single word that is heeded by his bionic ears. Thus allowing him to be promoted from Little Boy (LB) to:




BIG BROTHER (BB). Mr. D.J. Gil will assist in the supervision and well being of the newest addition to The Gil Family Corporation in his new role as Big Brother. His new duties will include up to the minute reports and status of activities being performed by the newest member of the family to include any future members. Dominic’s findings will be reported to the Chief Executives “Given his demonstrated skill, we are confident that Dominic will be able to handle his newly attained responsibilities” Jess Gil, President & CEO. The Gil Family Corporation’s Chief Executives have forecasted the new addition to arrive sometime in the middle of May 2004.

Given this recent news The Gil Family Corporation has decided to temporarily relocate to acquire assets that will allow for such an expansion. More to come...
 

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Much more than double! We had our first two at the same time. They run the show 2 years later.
 

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Let us know if theres anything we can do to assist BB in making the transition.
Is there anything the little guy collects?
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Congrats to all....Especially mom and dad!
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Hey congrats.

That deservesa cigar [LOL], no seriously!!! [ROFL]
 
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