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While riding one day, a Cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog & a sheep & he began a conversation.

Cowboy : "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian : "Dog no talk".

Cowboy : "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog : "Doin' allright."

Indian : Look of shock.

Cowboy : "Is this Indian your owner?" Pointing at the Indian.

Dog : "Yep."

Cowboy : "How does he treat you?"

Dog : "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian : Look of disbelief.

Cowboy : "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian : "Horse no talk."

Cowboy : "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse : "Good"

Indian : Extreme look of shock.

Cowboy : "Is this your owner?" Pointing at the Indian.

Horse : "Yep"

Cowboy : "How does he treat you?"

Horse : "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to
protect me".

Indian : Complete look of utter amazement.

Cowboy : "Mind if I talk to your sheep?.

Indian : "Sheep LIAR!!"
 
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