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A freshly certified mortician began work at a Knoxville, Tennessee mortuary. On his second day on the job, a fresh body was brought in lying facedown. Upon further inspection he noticed that there was a large cork stuck in the man's rectum. Out of curiousity he pulled it out and the chorus to "Rocky Top" rang out from the guy's nether-regions (Good old Rocky Top....ROcky Top Tennessee!!). Horrified he jammed the cork back in place and went to find his boss. After relaying this story to his boss, his boss replied, "Son, you must be new to Knoxville.....every Saturday during football season we have 100,000 a$$holes singing Rocky Top!"


Once again, and always.....Go Dawgs!
 
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