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The doctor said "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer because of his pain, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought "That's what I need - a new suit." He entered teh shop and told the salesman "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said "Let's see...size 44 long."

Joe laughed. "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!"

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked "how about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and said "sure"

The tailor eyed Joe and said..."let's see...34 sleeve and a 16 1/2 neck". Joe was surprised "That's right! How did you know?"

"Been in the business for 60 years!"

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the tailor asked "how about some new shoes?"

Joe was on a roll and said "Sure"

The tailor eyed his feet and said "Let's see...9 1/2 E" Joe was astonished and said "how did you know? That's exactly right!!"

"Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the tailor asked "how about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said "sure".

The tailor stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said "Let's see...size 36."

Joe laughed "Ah-HA! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old!!!"

The tailor shook his head. "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!"

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