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[COLOR=Navy]>>>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed

>>>that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a

>>>lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed

>>>itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system

>>>activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Basketball 5.0,

>>>Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife

>>>1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite

>>>applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but

>>>the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

>>>Thanks,

>>>A Troubled User.__________________________________

>>>REPLY:

>>>Dear Troubled User:

>>>This is a very common problem that men complain about.

>>>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it

>>>is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an

>>>OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

>>>It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend

>>>7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from

>>>the system once installed.

>>>

>>>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to

>>>not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under

>>>Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and

>>>work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background

>>>application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

>>>

>>>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE

>>>because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before

>>>the system will return to normal anyway.

>>>

>>>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high

>>>maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as

>>>Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

>>>

>>>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use

>>>will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this

>>>happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to

>>>purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1, Hugs 4.3 and

>>>Diamonds 5.0 !

>>>

>>>WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With

>>>Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and

>>>will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

>>>Best of luck,

>>>Tech Support[/COLOR]
 
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