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so,I get a couple of packages the other day.....one I was expecting but the other one was something of a mystery...it's wasn't from one of the Puff bombers,so I see that it's from CI....hmmmmmmm..somebody went to a lot of trouble to hire an outside contractor just to reign a little destruction on little old me.....so I diffuse the package and investigate further.
Okay.....looks like we have a note.
yeahyeahyeah..I know...I'm not the easiest person in the world to shop for,but the way I figure,there's lots of people here who would love to blast me to Kingdom Come,so why I should I help them pick out the weapons to do it?
needless to say..this dude had no trouble choosing ordinance to try and get the job done
I mean COME ON!!!!!....1 would've been perfectly fine...but 3?.....somebody probably just wanted to make sure they got their shipping charge's worth.....mmmmmm...Diesel Shortys...yumyumyum
All I had to figure out now is who the culprit is....so,I checked the billing info to see if anything rung a bell.....the address was unfamiliar,but the name made the light bulb go off.
it was my old friend NoshhhSherlock(Matthew)
I had sent him a particularly destructive pipe bomb during one of my first bombing raids as a ZK,so I figured this was just retaliation for that....but then I realized I helped him out a little with some delivery issues he was having at his current residence,so I suppose this was a combo thank you/retaliation bomb....very sneaky,that fella.
now it's my turn to thank you,Matthew....awesome package,Brother:thumb:
the other package was from that goofy Pink Chupacabra Syzyk....we've been doing a little trading and buying and selling from each other for a while and I enjoy trading with him(I haven't told him that he's been secretly selling me ordinance for bombs cuz I don't want the Feds to flag him as an arms dealer,so shhhhhhhhhh)
He always gets in a tizzy when I add stuff to the packages I send him for some strange reason,so I practice a little restraint when trading with him.....but sometimes irresistible impulse gets the better of all of us,so in addition to some awesome Viajes and a couple of tagalongs,he breaks his own rules and adds this.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Utz chocolate-covered pretzels and Reese's peanut butter cups.....me like....Viaje's and Chocolate.....few things in Life can top that,as far as I'm concerned.
Happy Halloween,Bub..and to the rest of you knuckleheads.
Okay.....looks like we have a note.
yeahyeahyeah..I know...I'm not the easiest person in the world to shop for,but the way I figure,there's lots of people here who would love to blast me to Kingdom Come,so why I should I help them pick out the weapons to do it?
needless to say..this dude had no trouble choosing ordinance to try and get the job done
I mean COME ON!!!!!....1 would've been perfectly fine...but 3?.....somebody probably just wanted to make sure they got their shipping charge's worth.....mmmmmm...Diesel Shortys...yumyumyum
All I had to figure out now is who the culprit is....so,I checked the billing info to see if anything rung a bell.....the address was unfamiliar,but the name made the light bulb go off.
it was my old friend NoshhhSherlock(Matthew)
I had sent him a particularly destructive pipe bomb during one of my first bombing raids as a ZK,so I figured this was just retaliation for that....but then I realized I helped him out a little with some delivery issues he was having at his current residence,so I suppose this was a combo thank you/retaliation bomb....very sneaky,that fella.
now it's my turn to thank you,Matthew....awesome package,Brother:thumb:
the other package was from that goofy Pink Chupacabra Syzyk....we've been doing a little trading and buying and selling from each other for a while and I enjoy trading with him(I haven't told him that he's been secretly selling me ordinance for bombs cuz I don't want the Feds to flag him as an arms dealer,so shhhhhhhhhh)
He always gets in a tizzy when I add stuff to the packages I send him for some strange reason,so I practice a little restraint when trading with him.....but sometimes irresistible impulse gets the better of all of us,so in addition to some awesome Viajes and a couple of tagalongs,he breaks his own rules and adds this.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Utz chocolate-covered pretzels and Reese's peanut butter cups.....me like....Viaje's and Chocolate.....few things in Life can top that,as far as I'm concerned.
Happy Halloween,Bub..and to the rest of you knuckleheads.
