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Just minutes before the church services started the
townspeople were
sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan
appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, trampling incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his
presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked
"Nope, sure ain't" said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked
Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man,
in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound,
horrifying, physical
agony forever?"
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?", asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why
aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister
for 48 years."
 
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