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A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big "everything
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>The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
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>The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
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>Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
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>I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
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>His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store
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>was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
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>The kid says, "One."
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>The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.
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>How much was the sale for?"
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>The kid says, "$101,237.64."
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>The boss says, "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"
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>Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish
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>hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
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>Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast,
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>so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat
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>department and I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft. Then he said he
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>didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the
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>automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
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>The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
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>boat and truck?"
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>Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I
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>said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing..."
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:r MFAO
 

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Too funny!!!!!!!! ;)
 
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