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WOMAN'S PRAYER:
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> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
> One who's handsome, smart and strong.
> One who's loves to listen long.
> One who thinks before he speaks. When
> he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
> I pray that he is gainfully employed.
> When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> And never attempt to hit on my friend.
> Amen.
>
> MAN'S PRAYER:
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> I pray for a deaf-mute
> nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
> owns a liquor store and a boat.
> Amen.
 
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