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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about
giving an old guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a nazi. He gave me a sh*tty smile and started writing
another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him piece of
horse-sh*t. He finished the second ticket, put it on the windshield
with the first, then started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I verbally abused him,
the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a sh*t. My car was parked around the corner. I try to
have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.
 

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:r Funny!
 

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ROFLMAO.

Badass!
 

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:r Funny!!
 

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Hey that was my rental car you fargin piece of sip!!! :r :r
Just kidding.
Man I needed a good laugh so thanks for that really brighten a gloomy day.

Thanks man that was funny.
 

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:r

Just looking through the archives and found this post...

Such a great story!!
 

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:r that one made me laugh
Sounds like something George Carlin would do.
 
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