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I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Pal Diet at Big W and was standing in line at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but I'd lost fifty pounds before I awakened in an inrtensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets wit Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practicacally everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horiffied, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisened.

I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid bitch ... why else would I buy dog food???
 

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I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Pal Diet at Big W and was standing in line at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but I'd lost fifty pounds before I awakened in an inrtensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets wit Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practicacally everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horiffied, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisened.

I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid bitch ... why else would I buy dog food???
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