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One afternoon while doing some work in the garden a man noticed his dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to his dismay, he realized it was the next door neighbors' daughter's rabbit. For years he had watched her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it and play with it in the garden. He knew today would be no different and fearing for his dog, he had to think fast.

The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so he washed it off with the hose, combed it with the Dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing its grooming he jumped the fence and replaced back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as "natural causes".

Within the hour the neighbor's car pulled in and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed "DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage. Being the good neighbor that he was, the man rushed to fence and asked if there was anything he could do. Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage?"
 
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