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On the way to the Nymph-o-maniacs Convention
-- A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat.

As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the Annual Nymph-o-maniacs of America Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymph-o-maniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at the convention?"

"Lecture," she responded. " I am the lead lecturer where I use information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

He said, "And what kinds of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with the absolutely best stamina is the Southern *******."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you.
I don't even know your name."

"Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba!"
 

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That's some funny Chit Padron. :) :w
 

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steven right had a similar thing in his stand up routine. it was a blond asian girl who liked jewish cowboys. his name was bucky goldstien.
 

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IHT said:
steven right had a similar thing in his stand up routine. it was a blond asian girl who liked jewish cowboys. his name was bucky goldstien.
Now that you mention it, I do recall such a bit!

I just come across these jokes, and pass them on, hoping they're not a repeat...... :cool:
 

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wasn't trying to be a party pooper, sorry if it came off that way. i thought it was hilarious again...
i'm sure i've done the same thing, i was just saying that i heard steven right do this bit a long time ago... :)
 
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