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A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
> He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl
> was.
> Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
> her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
> "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
> "They're mating," her father replied.
> "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
> "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
> "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
> "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
> The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
> them flat. "Well, that might be OK in California and Massachusetts but
> we're not having any of that shit in South Carolina!"
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