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Hope you young-uns out there recognize some of these names.

If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.

If Yoko Ono married Sony Bono, she'd be Yoko Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Salvadore Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
(or maybe just an expensive Ho?)

If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dog, he'd be Cat Doggy Dog.
(and he'd be singing a new tune)

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton.

If she then divorced him and married Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
 
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