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Little Johnny comes down for breakfast one day. His mother asks, "Johnny, did you do your farm chores yet?"

"Nope," says Johnny.

"Well you must do them before breakfast every day," mother replies.

So Johnny goes out and feeds the chickens, kicking one because he's mad; he slops the pigs, kicking one because he's mad; and he milks the cow, kicking it because he is mad.

Then he goes back in the house for breakfast, finding only dry cereal and orange juice at his place. "Hey, where are the bacon and eggs and milk?" he asks.

"Son," his mom answers, "I saw you kick the chicken, so there will be no eggs for you for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so there will be no bacon for you for a week. I saw you kick the cow, so there will be no milk for you for a week."

Just then Johnny's dad comes downstairs. He almost trips over the cat on the bottom step, so he kicks her out of the way."

Johnny looks at his mom and says, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"
 
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