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A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly -- he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m., he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.
 

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Fantastic! :r

Would be funnier if it wasn't so true... :D
 

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Couldn't have been my wife. She would have used the "F" word.
 

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Brandon, you got that right!!!!

Actually, I would have gotten the blanket for him then asked for jewlery!!!
 

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Twista!!!! ;)
 
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