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> > > > Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God
was missing for
> > > > six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel
found him, resting
> > > > on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where
have you been?"
> > > >
> > > > God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and
proudly pointed
> > > > downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael.
Look what I've
> > > > created."
> > > >
> > > > Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,
"What is it?" "It's
> > > > a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on
it. I'm going
> > > > to call it Earth and it's going to be a great
place of balance."
> > > >
> > > > "Balance?" Inquired Michael, still confused.
> > > >
> > > > God explained, pointing to different parts of
earth.
> > > >
> > > > "For example, northern Europe will be a place
of great
> > > > opportunity and wealth but cold and harsh
while southern
> > > > Europe is going to be poor but sunny and
pleasant . "I have
> > > > made some lands abundant in water and other
lands parched
> > > > deserts. "This one will be extremely hot and
while this one
> > > > will be very cold and covered in ice."
> > > >
> > > > The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then
pointed to a land
> > > > mass and said, "What's that one?"
> > > >
> > > > "Ah," said God. "That's Illinois the most
glorious place on
> > > > earth. There will be beautiful prairies,
grasslands, farms,
> > > > streams, abundant wild game and birds, rolling
hills and
> > > > woodlands. The people from Illinois are going
to be handsome,
> > > > modest, intelligent and humorous and they are
going to be
> > > > found traveling the world. They will be
extremely sociable,
> > > > hardworking and high achieving, and they will
be known
> > > > throughout the world as diplomats and carriers
of peace."
> > > >
> > > > Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but
then proclaimed,
> > > > "What about balance, God? You said there would
be balance!!!"
> > > >
> > > > God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the
idiots I put in
> > > > Springfield."

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