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A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery
was staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.
The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men
sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises,
but the one in the middle had a pink *****.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble
interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went
on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual
emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white,
patriarchal society. In fact, he pointed out, "some serious critics
believe that the pink ***** also reflects the cultural and sociological

oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."

After the curator left, a Scottish man approached the couple
and said: "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator
of the gallery?" asked the couple.

"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there's no

African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Scottish
The guy in the middle went home for lunch."
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