Uth-o Santa, you caught me - I'll have to admit that I've been a bad boy this year. Gorilla math has gotten the best of me and I'm absolutely terrible at following the rules in the NST. I have a feeling that there will be a lump of coal in my stocking this year. But with oil and coal prices on the rise, you might want to reconsider.
Instead of a lump of coal, I would be honored to receive any of the following:
Any Oliva G Maduro
Any Graycliff
Any Perdomo Lot 23 Maduro
Any NC Cohiba
ANY RASS or CC
Any Onyx
Any Nat Sherman (I've heard mixed reviews on these but my wife is from NY so I'd like to try 'em)
Anything sungrown
Anything med. to full.
Or anything else
I've also never met a Partagas that I didn't like. :ss
Not a big fan of Gurkha's so if you'd like to leave them for your reindeer that'd be fine with me.
I'm really not that picky of a guy, except when it comes to pickin' my nose. Speaking of which, I'd better go and take care of that forest that you mentioned. I'll leave a plate of cookies and some special nog out for you!