Heart attack

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass
surgery. He
awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a
Catholic
hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he
was going to pay for his medical services.

He was asked if he had health insurance. He replied in a raspy voice,
No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun."

The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."