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'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS AND BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE -
BUT I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES.....
"HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE!"

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE.
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

"HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING"!!
 

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I hope everyone here has the pleasure of enjoying Thanksgiving day with their friends & family... and of course a handful (for some of you many more:D ) of good smokes to enjoy afterwards
 

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Is that what they call GOBBLE! :r :r :r

Happy thanksgiving everyone!

MoTheMan
 

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Happy Holidays

I hope you all have a very happy holiday season, and I give the best to you and yours..

Chef Richard
 
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