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Guy walks into a bar and says, "I just heard a great ******* joke!"

A HUGE guy stands up off a barstool and says, "Just a minute, buddy. Before you go telling that joke, I'm Jake. I'm six-three and weigh two-eighty, all muscle. And I'm a *******. That guy over there is a professional wrestler, and HE's a *******. And the guy behind the bar has a pistol next to the cash register and HE's a *******, too.

Now, you really want to tell that joke?"

And the fellow thinks and says, "Nah, guess not. I don't want to have to explain it three different times."


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Mayor said:
A baby seal walks into a club....
Actually, i was there. And it went down just a bit differently.

This baby seal walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and the barkeep asks him, "what'll it be seal?"

Seal say's, "i'm not particular, as long as it isn't a Canadian Club!"

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