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Animal Husbandry

A small Arkansas Wild Animal Park had acquired a very
rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the
female gorilla became very horny, and difficult to
handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
determined the problem: The gorilla was
in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male
gorillas of her species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the park
administrators noticed Ed, a part-time ******* intern,
responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed, like
most ********, had little sense, but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.

So, the park administrators thought they might have a
solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would
he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?

Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to
think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed
announced that he would accept their offer, but only
under three conditions.

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss the

"Second, you must never tell anyone about this."

The park administration quickly agreed to these
conditions, so they asked what was his third

Ed stated, "You gotta give me another week to come up
with the $500."
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