[cashcow]

The old man and his almost as old wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife goes into the bathroom, puts on a flimsy negligee, throws open the door and declares to her husband: SUPERPUSSY!!!!

The husband looks over, thinks a second and replies:















I think I'll have the soup

 

[jimmy]

:r

am i the only one that had to make 5 reads before i got this one?


jimmy

 

[Brandon]

:r

am i the only one that had to make 5 reads before i got this one?


jimmy

Yes

Hey, nobody can be in the mood for fish every night

 

[robmcd]

:r good one- most people go for the soup when brandon arrives in his pajamas and announces SUPERBRANDON!

 

[Brandon]

:r good one- most people go for the soup when brandon arrives in his pajamas and announces SUPERBRANDON!

Wrong! I always say SUPERSALAMI!