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Birds of a feather flock together
and crap on your car.
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When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end
of his chain and gag himself.
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If you can't be kind,
at least have the decency to be vague.
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Don't assume malice for what
stupidity can explain.
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A penny saved is a government oversight.
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The real art of conversation is not only to say
the right thing at the right time, but also to
leave unsaid the wrong thing at the
tempting moment.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose
weight, because by then your body and your
fat have gotten to be really good friends.
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The easiest way to find something lost around
the house is to buy a replacement.
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He who hesitates is probably right.
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Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
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If you think there is good in everybody, you just
haven't met everybody.
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
someone in mind to blame.
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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he
can tell when he's really in trouble.
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There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take
time to look for it. For example I am sitting here
thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
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Did you ever notice:
When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS"
together it spells "Theirs."
 

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The jackbooted ones are gaining ground.
"decaf!"

that's a gentle thought. someone once told me that, instead of actually having to take action on a situation. a situation that was worse than the situation that happened a few weeks prior, yet this same person was the front-runner behind closed doors to :hn the poor guy. but when it's one of his buddies, he fails to take actions and simply responds with, "decaf!"

so, the gentle thought of the day is: always make yourself look like the good guy in front of the masses.
 
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