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My friend is 67 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day,

when he heard a voice say,

"Pick me up!!."

He looked around for several minutes,

but he couldn't see anyone.

The voice pleaded again,

"Pick me up!"

He looked in the water and there floating

on the top was a frog. My friend said,

" Are you talking to me?"

The frog replied,

" Hell yes I'm talking to you!! Pick me up

and give me a kiss and I'll turn into the

most beautiful woman you have ever

seen, As a reward, I'll give you the most

wonderful sexual pleasures you have ever

seen or heard of."

My friend looked at the frog for several

minutes then reached over and picked

the frog up carefully and placed it in his

breast pocket. Then the frog said,

" Are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said??

I said kiss me and I will give you sexual

pleasure like you've never had before?!"

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

"At my age I would rather have a talking frog."
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