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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be
>yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But,
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>(and this is a big but):
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>If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food,
>uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that
>you had set it free...You either married it or gave birth to it.
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>Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class
>pulls a hamstring.
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>They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that
>communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd
>you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell
>my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."
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>My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
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>The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
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>The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you are
>doing, someone else always does.
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>Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
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>Amazing!! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two
>sizes!
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>Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
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>I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too
>much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea
>of a perfect day.
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>Send this to seven bright women you know and make their day!!! Or at east
>make them laugh a lit tle.
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