step 1) enter most any cigar shop in California
step 2) choose a cigar
step 3) pay the California price for a cigar
step 4) exit cigar shop cussing
step 5) go home & kick the dog
step 6) clip & light newly purchased cigar
step 7) you just got burned
specifically... you have to make a purchase to get your free cigar... read on:
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