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Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from
their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about
current cattle prices. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that
she is in real distress. One of the cowboys looks at her and says,"Kin ya
swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The cowboy walks over to
the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties and slowly
runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The
woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies
out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly
back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick maneuver",
but I ain't never seen nobody do it before."
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