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During a commercial airline flight a Navy pilot was seated next to a young blonde mother with a babe in arms.
When the baby began crying during the decent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as posible. The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related impedimentia.
When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby ... and he sure must have been hungry!"
Somewhaty embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that nursing would help to alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.
The Navy pilot sadly shook his head and, in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "Damn! And all these years I've been chewing gum.":D
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