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Brandon, Santa is beginning to doubt your commitment. Did you think that you could fool me by changing your "nick" to BP22? Santa has a few names himself...and more than a few names on his good boys and bad boys list. You can't hide from me on Club Stogie. Santa has elves (and midgets) everywhere.
Mrs. Claus says that it is only natural for the letters to stop when a boy's thoughts turn from sugarplums and gingerbread to Havanas and Jessica Simpson. But I am not so certain. My best elves Joyita and Preciosa also say that you mean well and deserve more than coal in your stocking this year.
I am counting on you to behave better this year and to be nice to all the BOTLs and SOTLs at Club Stogie. But I have to tell you that you are not starting the holiday season off in a way that gives me confidence. Only 9 posts in 15 days??? Santa knows you can do better. Perhaps you'd like some new smokes...or some old crappy ones to renew your holiday spirit. Santa will see what he can do.
Mrs. Claus says that it is only natural for the letters to stop when a boy's thoughts turn from sugarplums and gingerbread to Havanas and Jessica Simpson. But I am not so certain. My best elves Joyita and Preciosa also say that you mean well and deserve more than coal in your stocking this year.
I am counting on you to behave better this year and to be nice to all the BOTLs and SOTLs at Club Stogie. But I have to tell you that you are not starting the holiday season off in a way that gives me confidence. Only 9 posts in 15 days??? Santa knows you can do better. Perhaps you'd like some new smokes...or some old crappy ones to renew your holiday spirit. Santa will see what he can do.