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Subject: Paint my porch, please?


A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out
as a
"handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She
went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
had any odd
jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much
will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
need
were in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
she
realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe those
dumb
blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
 

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Very good!

Question?
Why did they fire the blond at the M&M factory?

Answer:

She kept throwing away the "W's."
 
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