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BAPTIST COWBOY

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of brew and
sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he
finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat
after I draw it so it would taste better if you bought just one at a
time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Australia, the other is in Dublin and I'm in Texas. When we all left
home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we were together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for
myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs! All the regulars take
notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but
I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and
he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains....... "It's
just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and obviously I had to
quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though."
 
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