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An elderly gent goes up to a house of ill repute and rings the door bell. The madam answers and asks him what he wants.

He scratches his head and says, "I'd like some sex."

The madam says, "You must be about ninety years old."

He replies, "I'm 97."

She says, "Come on, old man, you've had it."

He responds, "Oh. How much do I owe you?"

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