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Adam was walking sad and lonely in the garden, when the Lord appeared and walked with him.

The Lord speaketh;"Adam,you need a woman!"

Adam replied 'What's a woman?'

The Lord replieth "A woman shall have a beautiful figure forever, cook and be a faithfull servant, never disagree with you, cater to your every whim and desire and be perfect in all ways"

Adam asked "What will that cost me?"

The Lord replieth " An arm and a leg"

Adam asked "What do I get for a rib?"

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