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You gotta love this guy! This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for
a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This
guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Wedding reception for 300 family members and friends $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui 8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man .......Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.

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Funny, but


:c :c :c

Thank you. You may return to the jocularity.


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altbier said:
I'm in the wedding business and there are a lot of urban legends like this. It is a good story but are you sure its real? I have had funny things happen in ten years of doing weddings, but nothing quite so extreme.
Care to share some good stories. :p :D
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